BlueWaffle

Blue Waffle [bloo·wof-uh l] : A battered or infected lady cake of blue or green colouring, often brought about by extreme rammage to the female taco with penis or device of similar nature. Blue Waffle infections are a result of dirty skank whoreness of the smack head variety and are abundant in areas of extreme chav infestations as well as areas high in whoredom. Once Blue Waffle has settled in, seepage known as "Vagu" [vah-goo] often becomes prominant. Harbingers of Blue Waffle may also commonly be referred to as "your mum".